Total Medals Earned: 593 (From 170 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,765 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/45 points)
Medals Earned: 12/20 (60/235 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/445 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/295 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/320 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/490 points)
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/420 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Escaping the sea monster
Defeating the zombie dog
Saved from the wulf
Complete Act 1 to any rank.
Complete Act 2 to any rank.
Complete Act 3 to any rank.
Complete Act 4 to any rank.
Complete Act 5 to any rank.
Complete Act 6 to any rank.
Complete Act 7 to any rank.
Complete Act 8 to any rank.
Complete Act 9 to any rank.
Get over 100 total deaths.
Surface from swimming with one bubble left.
Play the game for over one hour.
Hold 4 keys at one time.
Get crushed by a pushable block.
Achieve Perfect on any act.
Complete the Vexation to any rank.
Collect every star in the game.
Achieve Gold or better on every act.
Achieve Perfect on every act.
Beat every act in challenge mode.
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.
Reach level 2 in Arcade mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.
Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).
Reach level 3 in Arcade mode
Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect mysterious sand to become younger
Collect sandglass to become really young
Finish the game at least once
Finish round without single death
Finish round in less than 2:20 to get the golden cup
Find the secret passage in the game
Finish round in less than 1:40 minutes
Finish a game (4 rounds) in less than 10 minutes
Collect all achievements in the game
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Clear the first stage
Kill a zombie by making a Fatboy explode next to him
Kill a zombie by making a runner crash into him
Kill a zombie with a bomb
Kill a zombie with a spike trap
Kill a zombie with a saw
Kill a zombie by throwing a bomb through a transporter
Kill a zombie by crushing him
Kill a fatboy
Kill a zombie by shooting him into a trap
Kill a zombie with Puke
Make a Runner crash into a Fatboy
Make a runner crash into a Fatboy in mid-air
Launch a Zombie through a transporter
Drop a Fatboy in a transporter
Finish Stage 10 in 9 seconds or less
Crush a zombie underneath a moving platform
Make a charger kill at least 2 zombies
Stop a runner by stunning him
Make at least 4 kills with a single runner
Kill at least 2 zombies by lowering the water level
Finish stage 19 in 16 seconds or less
Shoot a zombie through 2 different transporters without touching the floor
Clear all 9 stages from the Jungle
Clear all 9 stages from Desert
Clear all 9 stages from the Volcano
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
